WORDS THAT NEVER BORE
I AM YOUR PRODUCT
HEAR ME ROAR!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS THAT SELL
Product Copywriting, With Soul.
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Product Copy So Enticing, You'll Want To Buy It Yourself.
In a world of Fiverr, AI, and copycat-copy it must be refreshing to know you can still find a real copywriter who delivers unique copy. The kind of copy that makes your product STAND OUT while customers shout “take-my-money!”. It’s the kind of copy that makes you want to buy your own product… even though you’re buried under thousands of units! And, it’s the kind of copy that makes you more money.
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What Do I Actually Do?
I create Amazon Product Descriptions (including A+ content design), Website Copy for New Products and Brands, Walmart Product Descriptions, and any other Professional Product Description you need. If it can be purchased and held it in our hands as a physical product… I write about it. And I write brand copy for those selling the product. In other words, I don’t write for services. I love trinkets, gadgets, stuff & things.
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Amazon is Busy. But Your Product CAN Cut Through!
Mini Masterclass #1: Spending money on bundled items (another cheap cleaning brush anyone?) and begging for reviews by telling people you’re a “small family business” is old news. Everyone is doing it. And everyone is using the same dull copywriting to tell customers. Same, same, same, same same… until your sales fall off a cliff because the market swallowed you. My copy prevents that.
29 Years. 21 Million+ Words Generating Billions of Dollars in the Market.
Armed with an actual university degree in advertising (a what now ?!), 29 years copywriting for radio, print, e-commerce and web, plus 9 years as a professional Amazon Copywriter, it’s fair to say this is my calling. In fact, I’ve been doing this professionally since I was 17 years old.
For many writers, this is just a side gig. A “whatever” job.
For others, it’s just a “fun thing they saw on Tik Tok”
For me, this is my life. And, I’ll be writing copy until the day my cold stiff body takes its last breath.
In my copywriting life, I’ve navigated changes in culture, cringing at the obscenities we got away with in the 90’s. I’ve watched Amazon tighten its rules over 101 keywords, and I’ve seen countless Amazon Sellers and Copywriters copy my shit. And I’ll keep adapting and growing, for you.
A leader in originality, I’m here for it all!
Now, let’s talk about you…