WORDS THAT NEVER BORE

I AM YOUR PRODUCT

HEAR ME ROAR!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS THAT SELL

Product Copywriting, With Soul.

  • Product Copy So Enticing, You'll Want To Buy It Yourself.

    In a world of Fiverr, AI, and copycat-copy it must be refreshing to know you can still find a real copywriter who delivers unique copy. The kind of copy that makes your product STAND OUT while customers shout “take-my-money!”. It’s the kind of copy that makes you want to buy your own product… even though you’re buried under thousands of units! And, it’s the kind of copy that makes you more money.

  • What Do I Actually Do?

    I create Amazon Product Descriptions (including A+ content design), Website Copy for New Products and Brands, Walmart Product Descriptions, and any other Professional Product Description you need. If it can be purchased and held it in our hands as a physical product… I write about it. And I write brand copy for those selling the product. In other words, I don’t write for services. I love trinkets, gadgets, stuff & things.

  • Amazon is Busy. But Your Product CAN Cut Through!

    Mini Masterclass #1: Spending money on bundled items (another cheap cleaning brush anyone?) and begging for reviews by telling people you’re a “small family business” is old news. Everyone is doing it. And everyone is using the same dull copywriting to tell customers. Same, same, same, same same… until your sales fall off a cliff because the market swallowed you. My copy prevents that.

  • “Our results have been right on target. Now, our product is constantly between #7 and #12 in our category which is exactly where I wanted to be. And today (as I write this) we made top #5! Plus, our conversion rate doubled for our already best selling colors! I couldn’t be happier with the listing. So thankful to have you in my wheelhouse.”

  • You brought my products to life in a very personal way for the ladies shopping for my maternity products. The result of the new listing was a 20% increase in sales! That is amazing! You bring the text to life in a soft yet compelling manner. -

  • Thank you, Stacey. You've transformed me from desperate to happy. After I changed my listing to your creation something awesome happened. Instead of 0 to 2 units per day, the sales become 11­-15 units and I could increase the price :) You are amazing:)

  • I’ve worked with Stacey on two products now in the competitive BABY category. Her listings convert at 20-30% which is phenomenal!

29 Years. 21 Million+ Words Generating Billions of Dollars in the Market.

Armed with an actual university degree in advertising (a what now ?!), 29 years copywriting for radio, print, e-commerce and web, plus 9 years as a professional Amazon Copywriter, it’s fair to say this is my calling. In fact, I’ve been doing this professionally since I was 17 years old.

For many writers, this is just a side gig. A “whatever” job.

For others, it’s just a “fun thing they saw on Tik Tok”

For me, this is my life. And, I’ll be writing copy until the day my cold stiff body takes its last breath.

In my copywriting life, I’ve navigated changes in culture, cringing at the obscenities we got away with in the 90’s. I’ve watched Amazon tighten its rules over 101 keywords, and I’ve seen countless Amazon Sellers and Copywriters copy my shit. And I’ll keep adapting and growing, for you.

A leader in originality, I’m here for it all!

Now, let’s talk about you…

“I didn’t expect to sell so many units without needing reviews and without a giveaway” - Nesha